Contest No. 215 starts right now.

Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has a notation as to the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, July 31, 2024.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. Good luck, Captioneers!

“Since I’m being home-schooled, I thought you would’ve seen this coming.”

(by Joe Ayella)

My original caption: “I have a teacher who does not suffer fools gladly.”

Congrats, Joe Ayella, on your first victory here! You now have the distinction of being one of the funniest people around, with all the bragging rights that go along with it. Keep up the good work!

Here are the other captions that were in the running:

“My only excuse is that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.” (by Diane Weisman)

“Look at it this way. My chances of improving next year are almost one hundred percent!” (by Brendan F. Gannon)

“With A.I. the need to memorize facts and figures is futile. I may have an F in math but I’m mining Bitcoin in my room. Check your Paypal account.” (by TK). This would have been a better caption, TK, if you had just deleted the first sentence — it’s not necessary.

“If only the dog had stopped eating my homework.” (by Kelly)

“That’s actually my report on your performance as parents this semester. Please try harder.” (also by Joe Ayella)

“You both got failing grades on Dessert and Allowance.” (by Scott Malcolm)

Btw, for the three of you Captioneers who name-dropped A.I. and ChatGPT in your entries, I feel it’s a little too early to introduce those terms into a gag cartoon. Wait for the world to get more familiar with the technology, and then you can start making fun of it all you want. A.I. and ChatGPT may be appropriate to reference in an editorial or a political cartoon right now, but I don’t think it’s ripe material yet for a “general humor” gag cartoon.

Contest No 215 will be showing up in these spaces before you know it, Captioneers. Be on the lookout for it and thanks for participating!

Contest No. 214 starts right now.

Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has a notation as to the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, July 3, 2024.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. Good luck, Captioneers!

“I don’t see how we could have been found guilty, your honor. We just brought in the sandwiches.”

(by Gayden Wren)

My original caption: “Your honor, my client has jail time issues.”

Congratulations, Gayden Wren! This is your fourth win, and once again you can exercise the bragging rights that go along with the victory — you are indeed one of the funniest people around.

Here are the other captions that I was seriously considering for top honors:

“Not guilty, Your Honor, because of a loophole to be named later.” (by Joe Ayella)

“Deep down, aren’t we all guilty of something?” (also by Joe Ayella)

“Fox News has already decided the outcome. Does that mean we’re done?” (by Meg)

“Your Honour, could we delay the case — my wife has run off with my toupee.” (by Ken Wilkinson)

“My client gets the feeling that you are looking down on him.” (by Pat Foley)

“My client knows he has the right to represent himself and hereby requests a three year continuance to attend law school.” (by Michael Lomazow)

“My client says that his dog ate the exculpatory evidence.” (by Kelly)

I’ll be announcing Contest No. 214 in just a few short weeks, so be on the lookout for it. Thanks for participating, Captioneers!

Contest No. 213 starts right now.

Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has a notation as to the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, June 5, 2024.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. Good luck, Captioneers!