Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 146


Contest No. 146 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. You will also be asked to verify that you are a human being and not a robot. Please follow the instructions in the "Captcha" box. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. Also, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else's similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, April 30, 2019.   

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.

 






Comments



Graffiti, sir, is not part of this interview for painting our offices.



"Let me clarify the form you need to fill out."



"When I asked for a SAMPLE of your work... the, "ON PAPER PART,"
was implied!!"



"It's as clear as the WRITING ON THE WALL ... You are
CLEARLY, not right for this position! Good day, Mr. Smith!"



"I HAVE heard of the RIGHT OF FREE EXPRESSION ...and
you, are FREE to leave!"



"I could kick myself, NOW, for every time
that I muttered ... IF THESE WALLS COULD ONLY
TALK!"



"I MEANT ... SIGN your name on the paper, MR. BUZZ,
and, NO EMOJIS!"



"I'm sorry ... we are looking for a NON DEMONSTRATIVE,
WEATHER PERSON ... at the Weather Network."



"Well, the WRITING IS ON THE WALL, as they say ...
Thank you for expressing an interest in our company...
This concludes our interview!"



"Last time, I use ... A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS cliche
in my interviews!"



The boss prefers to have your career details on the job application form.



I see that this interview for the cartoonist job is not going so well.



"Normally we ask for a candidate's resume on paper"

"Save it for the editorial deparment"



Normally . . we ask for a resume on paper!



Alright, Banksy, but next time use the proper application!



I can see clearly now, the handwriting on the wall.



"I said we are looking for a man with gravitas, not graffiti!"



Don`t you ever relax Mr Banksy.



"I take it you weren't hired?"



" WHOA, Mr. Martin ... here at, WKC Weather Station ... we use
SIGN LANGUAGE INTERPRETERS, for the Hearing Impaired!"



"That's what you GOT OUT OF ... have a seat and relax.
I'll be with you shortly?"



You need an eyetest,it`s a Heart Specialist we`re advertising for.



Would you like a coloring book while you wait for your interview?



"We prefer your samples on art paper."



"It's not what I meant by a writing sample."



“EXCUSE ME...the ad said wallPAPER Designer not...”



"If you]re through with your mural ... I would prefer an actual demonstration.
The ants have taken residence in my panty-hose!"



"Gee ...thanks for the diagram ... that TECHNICAL, EXTERMINATOR LINGO, is over my head!!"

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