Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 141


Contest No. 141 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. Also, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else's similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, December 11, 2018.  

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.






Comments



It says that you're not completely entitled, and that you'll probably have to get a job like your parents did.



I see those high school bullies all in jail, I see you as the lawyer who defends them in court. After that the crystal gets cloudy!



Sorry...you'll never be taller.



"I see you being dissatisfied with my prediction, despite its coming true."



Yes, Christopher there is a Santa



Your reading is coming in a bit cloudy, but for $50 more it will
become much clearer.



You wouldn't believe how silly the curved reflection of your face looks!



"Sorry . . . I don't see a Betty, or a Veronica, for your future wife."



"No . . . Miss Sloat will not believe that the dog ate your math homework."



"Yes, I do see tickets for Christmas . . . but they're not
for Raunchy Rockers - they're for the planetarium."



"You will catch up to your girlfriend's height . . . but give
it a couple of years!"



"I see your team, the Canadians! I see the cup! And, I see . . .
lots of crying!"



"Yes, I do see many snow days . . . however, the school will remain open!"



"No . . . the "Hot" History teacher is NOT in your future,
but the skinny girl with braces, who sits three seats behind
you, is!"



"On Thursday, I see three drillings, and one root canal!"



"Let me Google that for you ..."



"I see Clearasil in your future."



"No, there's not an App for this."



"It says you should make your own decisions, and not rely on others."



"I see an increase in wealth in the very near future. Oh, never mind, that's me."



"You will definitely be getting older in the future. And wiser. That'll be 100 dollars."



"I foresee pages and pages of homework in your future!"



"Your acne will pass, once puberty passes!"



"I'm giving you a refund, Donald. All I can see is you becoming president one day."



I'll be right with you. I just need to finish this Hallmark movie.



Kim Jong Un is about to launch a missile, so save your money!



I need an eye test, this is my fishbowl.



"I see college and Med. School in your future...you'll be a janitor in them."



A complete reading is fifty dollars, but there's a five dollar mail-in rebate.



I see you meeting a nice older lady and living happily ever after



Signs point to yes



Ask again later. That'll be $12.95.



I see a lady in a hat, with a good life, great heart, but crummy cell phone, in the past.



"Sorry, chum ... there are NO school snow-days!
I grabbed my snow globe, by mistake."



Things are a little cloudy. My wifi router is acting up again.



I see you taking a trip to Sea World... Oops, I'm looking at my fish bowl again.

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