Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 132

Contest No. 132 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. Also, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else's similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, April 3, 2018.  

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.


If you marry me, this job is yours forever

Can't you see! It's a perfect match, you're much smarter than me and I'm much prettier than you

I want to marry you if you make me the Company President.

Let's run away together...before the Feds get here.

Could you please help me up, my knee is locked.

“Let’s merge!”

Please accept the terms of my offer and consummate the deal!!!

"Will you, the party of the first part, take me, the party of the second part, to be part of can elaborate pre-nup?"

"Gladys, will you do me the honor of drafting the Murphy proposal?"

"Will you pre-nup me?"

It's time you got your contact lenses changed dear, I'm your mother.

You got my first impression rose and now here we are... will you marry me?

I know this seems a bit old fashioned, but I just lost my secretary and I was hoping you were available

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