Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 129

Contest No. 129 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. Also, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else's similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, January 23, 2018.  

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.



If you say yes, all this could be yours.

I know you think it will be tough sledding but we will have two months in Florida.

“Marry me...we can honeymoon in New York where the weather is a balmy 10 degrees!!!”

"We have to move, Trump declared our home an ice-hole!"

"Remember when you said it would be a cold day in hell before you'd marry me....., WELL?"

"I'd climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, shovel your driveway for a 'yes'...., but it's just too damn cold out!"

"Don't be upset! So you forgot to thaw the TV dinners again,
we'll just have cold-cuts, I love cold-cuts!"

"I'll throw in a piping hot pizza, with extra toppings!?"

"I know, it's like a meat-locker in here, you knew I was a butcher when we stated dating!"

"Let me shovel a path to your frozen heart"!

"You have to learn to chill, Babe!"

"It's not what you think! I have hypothermia!"

"You say frostbite like it's a bad thing!"

"I think you're really cool too, Babe!"

"Living off the grid has its up-sides too ya know"!

"I'm afraid we're stuck here for a while...the shovel won't start!"

"Are you OK?, you haven't moved an inch in three days!"

"Hey, how about a nice game of 'Twister'!?"

"Just don't expect a rose garden."

"You misheard me. I said it's frigid."

"No, it's not that we can't afford a water bed..."

"Just how bad are these hot flashes?"

"You want a prenup for what exactly?"

I can tell this means you have a warm heart -- please don't give me a cold shoulder . . .

Marry me...everyone says we make an ice couple!!!

"Why can't I free your doubtful mind, and melt your cold, cold heart?"

"Will you marry me...or, at least, make me a real hot bowl of soup?"

"I've frozen and I can't get up."

Will you be my wifcicle?

Marry me Jane. Say 'yes' and I'll take you somewhere warm like Canada.

"I never thought I could love someone more than global warming until I met you."

"I want to grow cold with you."

"We were meant to freeze together."

"Give it up...It's my turn to hold the hand warmer."

"I want you to have my chill-dren."

"I'm not proposing...I'm just practicing not to stand up for the National Anthem at the Super Bowl."

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