Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 126

            "Life line . . . good. Heart line . . . great. Landline . . . crummy!

                                    Time to get a cell phone."

                                          (by Cary Antebi)


My original caption: "A complete reading is fifty dollars, but there's a five dollar mail-in rebate."


Well, now it's twenty-nine wins for Cary Antebi!! I guess I don't have to re-assure you, Cary, that you are one of the funniest people around. And thanks for setting such a high standard for all the other captioneers to aspire to.

Here are the other captions that I was seriously considering for top honors:

"I must be having a 'senior-gypsy' moment, I'm not getting a thing!" (by Tim Collins)

"I see death and some taxes in your future." (by Rich Wolf)

"That's $45 for the thumb and $5 for each additional digit." (also by Cary Antebi)

"If you don't hand me some more money, I'm afraid your future may get out of hand." (by Gary)

That's it for another couple of weeks, captioneers. Be on the lookout for Contest #127, and thanks to everybody who participated.


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