Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 108

Contest No. 108 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, October 25, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.


Please put your coins into this box.

I need your money so I can go to a barber to get a shave.

"Cash is so old-fashioned. Do you take Bitcoin?"

I'm broke as you! This is my Halloween costume.

Sorry. You're too late. My wife already robbed me.

OK.OK.I'll buy your girlscout cookies.

Apparently you have not heard about Bitcoin.

I suggest you see your doctor. Your right hand is higher than your left hand.

Don't worry. The gun is a toy.

"I'm a lawyer. After I call the cops, I'd like to represent you."

"Same time, same place, tomorrow. I'll have some cigarettes to go with my ash tray."

"It's not what I have to give you that counts...it's the thought."

"Hmmm, my money or my life? Let me get back to you on that."

"Trust me, that Gouda cheese will last at least six months."

But, I gave at the office.

"I just stole it from the store but I'm re-gifting it to you."

"Passing a collection tray with a gun in your other hand...very persuasive.

"Sorry, I forgot to put on underarm deodorant this morning."

"I've never heard it called coercive panhandling."

First come, first served.

I haven't gotten to an ATM since we met this morning...

"I just bought Hamilton tickets."

You hiring any helpers?

Believe it or not, but I was about to do the same thing to you!

Sorry, I'm a retired teacher!

We call this "finding common ground."

Please don't shoot... I've got a wife and three tiny mice at home.

I got the cheese, now where's the dough?

"I will think about it"

"I think you guys have the most successful franchise in the USA."

"Thank goodness in a few months Trump is going to make America great again."

"Well, if you had asked nicely, I might have given you money instead."

"If you don't like it just re-gift it."

"Well, there's your proof that crime doesn't pay."

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