Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 92

Contest No. 92 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, November 17, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.



"Happens every time I forget to wear my 'Post No Bills' tie."

I bet this was the first time that someone thought you're a pole.

"My support for Row B has begun to waver."


I'm glad the worker didn't attach BUS STOP on my head.

"I bet somebody will make a cartoon out of this but I don't think it's funny!"

I'm impartial. The back of my jacket says to "Vote Row A"

"I don't mind that he mistook me for a pole...but do I really look like a Republican!?

"What are you looking at? You never saw a Politian before?

I was talking to the worker and he asked my family's background, so I told him I was a Pole. A second later he stuck that sign on me.

This isn`t the Advertising Executive job I was Expecting

So long. I'm going 250 yards down the block. The pole is missing there, so I will stand there for a few weeks.

Son, don't make fun of my advertising profession. If it weren't for my job you'd never have gone to Harvard.

For your information Vote Row B says it is illegal to read a newspaper while waiting for a bus.

Starting tomorrow morning until Election Day, I'm gonna start reading the newspaper just like you.

"What's wrong with posting on Facebook?"

"This is a bad sign for the rest of the week."

"Obviously, I'm not 'A Face In The Crowd.'"

"Ironically, I don't even have an opinion on abortion...Oh wait, that was Roe V Wade."

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