Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 81

Contest No. 81 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, March 24, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.


Higgens, Before the word "you" there seems to be the letters "F" and a "C", but with two asterisks in between . . Is the staff's typewriter broken again?

I don't appreciate your first suggestion that I should be fired.

"You mean this one was intended for your wife, Mr.Ganz?"

They`ve all been written by my Mother in Law,she never could spell-Rezign.

"I've read enough. Fire the whole staff."

"This one's pretty affirmative. He starts off saying, 'I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.'"

Look at this suggestion. "Get rid of your suggestion box."

This ones from me-give the boss a pay rise

".....run these by Legal, H.R., Sensitivity Training, Politically Correct, Self-Esteem, Personal Issues, Personal Space, Entitlement, Malaise, Disenfranchised, Sullen, and Malcontent departments. If any survive, we'll use one."

"...I'm afraid this one would require me to be double jointed."

"...........this one has me puzzled? I didn't ride in on a horse."

"What a bunch of crybabies! I suggest we dump these and pretend this meeting never happened."

"Pizza every Thursday sounds great! Start docking everyone's paycheck to pay for it."

Boss: "This one says 'FIRE MARVIN!'. Who is this Marvin?"
Employee: "Umm, I'm Marvin Mr. Jacobs."

1. "Try the sole Florentine."

2. "Next time we do this with emails so we can delete them all with just one push of a button."

3."They all have the same signature...and it's yours!"

"..............I bet we could actually categorize these by generation."

"It's a good thing I don't take too much personally."

Todays Suggestions,Tomorrows Toilet Paper.

It's the next clue to the Hidden Immunity Idol.

It says "this company should have a suggestion box."

Muchnik, as a result of your suggestion that we eliminate rest rooms Ive ordered a psychiatrist to see you.

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. The woman in the corner office has a crush on you."

Muchnik, you wear a suit and you act like your my assistant. Don't you know your the cleaning man!!

Muchnik, this suggestion says our brand new soda should not be called Coca Cola.

".....some of these captions are very clever,....which ones do you like?"

This one says, "How about a No Smoking Stack policy?"

Could I suggest we offer a handwriting course?

Here's another one about your comb-over.

1. "Says,'I wouldn't change a thing about this company and it's management.' Ferguson, give this man the 'Brown Nose Award of the Year."

2. "Your fly is open."

"There should be more transparency in the company. Signed; ANONYMOUS."

".....We need to clean this out more often: this one suggests we look into some new fangled machines that have keyboards, monitors, invisible files, and talk to each other."

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