Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 74

            "Would you like the e-cigarette or non e-cigarette section?"

                                            (by Cary Antebi)


My original caption (from about 25 years ago): "Two-for-one coupon or no two-for-one coupon?"


Cary Antebi again! Congratulations once more -- it's your eighteenth win (18 out of 74 ain't bad). You are certainly proving to be one of the funniest people around.

Here are the other captions I was seriously considering for top honors:

"Yeah, it's everybody's birthday today." (by Sharon)

"Please remove shoes, wallet, belts, laptops, anything in your pockets . . . " (by Brendan Powers)

"You've got a reservation? Hey, I've got reservations about you, as well." (also by Cary Antebi)

Yes, I know, as a caption judge I'm just like a snotty maitre' d. I wish everybody could win, but you still have to be genuinely funny if you want to get past me. So please grin and bear it -- a new contest will be up soon, and you'll all have a fresh crack at it.

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