Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 46

Contest No. 46 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. If you are prompted to enter a CAPTCHA code, please do so. Then (3) click "Save". There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, January 15, 2013.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

This is the drawing that needs your caption:


And as you can see, there's plenty of room on the roof for your husband to hide and mope after you won't let him go out drinking with the boys.

"Top of the World, Folks, Top of the World"

"So as you can see, no one but Santa Claus himself could fit through this chimney."

"And as promised, a lovely view of the lake."

... and these 30-year shingles are guaranteed to outlast your marriage.

I just brought you up here because I want you to appreciate how hard Eli Stein had to work to draw all these shingles.

You even get a chimney and a roof!

"Take your time, I have the ladder rented for the whole day!"

1. "It's only five minutes away from the train station by helicopter."

2. "The kids will love this play roof."

3. "Give me a call if you're interested. If not, good luck getting down."

4. "I like to call it the second attic."

5. "Now I'll show you how fantastic the town's emergency rescue team is."

"Do you see how easy it was to get up here? So, no need to worry about flooding!"

You're going to have to jump because only Santa can go down the chimney.

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