Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 37


Contest No. 37 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security code that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click "Save". There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, June 12, 2012.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

This is the drawing that needs your funny caption:






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"Hallmark has really outdone themselves: Congratulations on your relapse!"



And this card is from your buddies at AA



1. "It's another card telling you to keep your spirits up...Well, you've certainly been able to keep them down.

2. "Hope you're enjoying your 80% alcohol cough syrup."

3. "It's the police department inquiring how you feel after the car accident and letting you know you flunked the breathalyzer test, big time.

4. "Medicare hasn't approved your purchase of a case of bourbon."

5. "It's the results on your liver test: 'Don't even ask!'"



Your aunt nellie says that your horoscope is looking good
for the next month and keep doing what you are doing.



"I don't think this is what the doctor meant when he wrote, 'Rest and drink lots of liquids.'"



1. "Knowing how you treat a cold, I'll wish you...'Don't get well soon!'"

2. "Congratulations on your latest excuse for drinking."

3. "It's from you doctor...'Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you die.'"

4.Heard you were sick...Maybe now you'll remember not to eat the worm in the tequila bottle."

5. Congratulations on your fifth liver transplant."

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