Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 5

Cartoon Caption Contest No. 5 begins right now.

Briefly, here are the details:

I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on 'Comments' underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click 'Submit'. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week for each contest, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions is midnight, Tuesday April 20th.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here. New contests will appear at very irregular intervals in the future.

My cartoon drawing for the last contest apparently left many of you speechless, so I chose a simple, no-nonsense drawing this time, with lots of caption possibilities. Here it is . . . have fun!



"It was buy one, get one free!"

"A slight chance of rain? Some weathergirl you turned out to be."

"I know it's dripping, I got the best roofer."

When we spoke to Noah did he say anything about global warming?

Just thirty-nine days and thirty-nine nights left to go!

"I see Hugh Jackman playing me in the mini-series."

"We'll, let's see what happens after we dock."

After it stops raining then what?

"I know I promised you a 7 day cruise but I can't help the weather."

You were that hungry that you had to make yourself a brontosaurus burger ?!- Well, thanks to you, dinosuars are gonna now be extinct.

"If you were meant to get that water, God would have given you longer trunks."

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