August 2018

Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 137

                         "Did you order a beer from Amazon Prime?"

                                               (by RonnRoxx)


My original caption: "I guess my father still doesn't trust you."


RonnRoxx rocks! It's an exciting first win for you, RonnRoxx, with a caption that brought a great big smile to my face. Congrats -- you are now officially one of the funniest people around.


I thought there were some really clever captions submitted this time around, and a few of them came that close to winning. Here are the other ones that almost made it:

"Did I mention that I'm on a reality show?" (by John Platt)

"You're sure your wife is clueless?" (by Kay Ralph)

"My dad's usually harmless, but I'd advise you to keep both hands on the paddle." (by Cary Antebi)

"Row a little faster, we're supposed to be Speed Dating." (by Ken Wilkinson)

"I always thought 'wanna see the submarine races', was a come-on line." (by Tim Collins)

"Better watch your speed . . . these cameras are everywhere!!!!" (by Dom Mancino)


Yep, this was a good batch of captions. Be on the lookout for the next contest, coming up soon, and thanks for participating!

Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 137

Contest No. 137 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. Also, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else's similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, August 21, 2018.  

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. 

Optimist, 1990