October 2015

Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 91


Uh-oh, it's another tie!


         "Next time you fight, don't pick on a girl who's on the wrestling team."

                                           (by Howard Garrett)

                "No, despite the name, the dress code is not only for girls."

                                                 (by Samuel)


My original caption: "We don't do Casual Friday here, Matthew."


You think it's easy being the sole judge of these contests? HA!! Once again, two captions stood out so far above the rest that I am forced to declare another tie. So congratulations Howard Garrett and Samuel -- you are co-winners! It's the sixth win for Howard Garrett and the very first try and the very first win for Samuel. No question about it, you are definitely two of the funniest people around.

Not surprisingly, there were lots of references to "Casual Friday" and "the dog ate your homework" in the captions. Just so you'll know, here are the other submissions that almost made the grade:

"'The dog ate my clothes' is no excuse for coming to school like this." (by Anne Noonan)

"Let me guess . . . your dog ate your homework along with your clothes!!" (by Judith Dsouza)

"Sorry, I will not let you participate in the school contest, 'Best Dressed Student'." (also by Howard Garrett)

"Let me guess, you got into a fight with the dog and he ate your homework." (by Maria Modica)

"Casual Friday is no excuse for not bringing your homework." (by Arnie)


A new contest will start in a couple of weeks -- be on the lookout for it.

Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 91

Contest No. 91 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, October 27, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.

Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 90

             "You're supposed to be waiting on us, not the other way around."

                                           (by Brendan Powers)


My original caption: "Waiter, are we on your 'To-Do' list?"


Congrats, Brendan Powers, you did it again (your second win)!  This solidifies your bragging rights -- you are officially and definitely one of the funniest people around.

Here are the other captions I was considering for top honors:

"We specifically asked for a waiter sans the Hitler mustache." (by kelasher)

"For your information, I have been ignored in MUCH snottier establishments!" (by Angela DeLuca)

"We are having an unhappy happy hour." (by Sharon)

"When can we expect the chef to return from his Costco run?" (by Mildred)

"I'd like a check please. At this point I'll eat anything!" (by Cary Antebi)

"I hate being ignored on an empty stomach." (also by Cary Antebi)


Good work, everybody. Now let's all go out to eat and vent this hostility on some poor, unsuspecting waiter!

Contest No. 91 will be coming up before you know it. Stay sharp!.