“I need to see your SMART ID license to let you in.”
(by Michael Lomazow)
My original caption: “Innovative or non-innovative cuisine?”
Congratulations on this, your seventh victory, Michael Lomazow. Your last win wasn’t that long ago, in Contest No. 222. The boasting rights are all yours — you are once again one of the funniest people around.
Here are the other caption entries that I was seriously considering for top honors:
“Shoes on or shoes off?” (by Joe Ayella)
“You’re a bit late for the ‘early bird specials’ but your timing is perfect for our ‘menus without prices’.” (by Lee Lacewell)
“A table by the window? You’re in luck, there’s a McDonald’s two miles south of here.” (by Pat Foley)
“I reserve the right to unreserve your reservation.” (by Diane Weisman)
“You said you don’t mind waiting . . . so go take the drink orders for table 10!” (also by Lee Lacewell)
“Your reservation’s in the book, but I still need the secret password.” (also by Joe Ayella)
“Vaping or no vaping?” (by Jasmin V)
A new Contest will be posted in due time, Captioneers, so watch for it, and thanks for your participation!
2 Comments
Eli, I’ve lost my mojo!!
Nah, I think you just misplaced it, Rich Wolf. Look around, I think you’ll find it somewhere.