Contest No. 212 starts right now.
Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.
Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has a notation as to the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!
There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, May 8, 2024.
Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. Good luck, Captioneers!
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“Don’t give me that circumstantial evidence crap!”
“ET TU, BRUTUS!”
“That testimony is irrelevant, immaterial and lacking in vitamins and nutrients!”
I said “Banned” didn’t I? Not this!
Stop. Go immediately to the dog house.
You are supposed to eat the homework and not leave it in pieces on the floor!
“One more offense and I will impose a gag order.”
“Next offense—a gag order.”
“Do that again and I’ll throw the book at you. A much bigger book!”
“‘Not guilty’ because you’re so damn cute won’t cut it with me!”
“Not guilty because that was the Trump bible!”
“Since I can’t send you to jail, I’ll just say this: bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD DOG!”
“Your sentence: time in the cat house!”
That’s it! No more obedience training for you.
“If that’s not my new year’s book of resolutions, you’re in big trouble!”
“Unless that’s my ‘New Year’s Resolution Note Book’ . . . you’re in BIG trouble.”
“If that’s your ‘AKC Registration Papers’, your life as a pure-bred stud just ended before it started.”
“Maybe you can’t read ‘Dog Training for Dummies” but I could!”
“Yes, I do mean you . . . you are the only ‘Bowser’ in the house aren’t you?”
“Yes, I mean you . . . you are the only ‘Bowser’ in the room aren’t you?”
You’re a bad dog, Fido. You ripped up your adoption papers. Now you have to go back to the kennel.
First, you get payment from the client, then you can chew up their contract.
It’s a doggone shame you ate that one. It’s our lunch menu binder.
“For your sake I hope that’s not the swimsuit edition!”
“No, I ‘DO NOT’ believe this is the result of your attempt to ‘DOG-EAR’ a couple of your favorite articles!”
Where were you last night between midnight and six?
Now I have to tell the judge my dog ate my homework!
“Is that my $29.95 ‘How To Stop Your Dog From Chewing Things’ book?”
“If that’s not my ‘New Year’s List of Resolutions’ you’re in a lot of trouble.”
You`re not the paper shredder I ordered.
“What we have here is failure to domesticate.”
“You could have just said my closing argument needed some work.”
“As soon as I figure out what that was I’ll let you know if you’re a ‘BAD BOY’ or a ‘GOOD BOY’.”
That is not what I meant by “tear their argument apart”!
“I’m not impressed with your paper shredder imitation, Roscoe.”
“That’s it, I’m putting you on a short leash!”
“Now go get a bag and clean up your mess.”
When I said to fetch me the evidence, this is not what I meant!
I can’t believe you ripped up
the whole book.
“If that’s my new ‘Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Magazine’, you won’t be getting a fair trial anytime soon.”
“NO, your sentence will ‘NOT’ be in dog years.”
“If you plead guilty now I’ll ask for any sentence handed down to be served in dog years.”
“Malus canis!”
“I don’t care that you think they are a liberal rag.”
“You showed the same ‘caught look’ after you chewed my slippers.”
“If you confess now I’ll petition the court to allow your sentence to be served in dog years.”
“If you miss the due date at the library, you are responsible for any late fees.”
“I told you my Law books would leave a bad taste in your mouth.”
“You have been found guilty…the jury found many “shreds of evidence” to convict !!!”
“Remember Sparky, as a retired taxidermist I’m still in the habit of saving paper scraps as stuffing.”
You easily passed your paper training but now you gotta do better in destroying these classified documents if you want to make it through paper shredder training!
“Sentence suspended—if you arrest Kristi Noem!”
“I’m going to throw the book at you.”
“Who do you think you are—Donald Trump?”