Contest No. 191 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”.
Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!
There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also reveal my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, September 28, 2022.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).
Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. Good luck, Captioneers!
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“The ashtray is inconveniently located, however.”
He smokes to calm his engine
He knows that smoking is no good for him, but it cuts down on his gasoline
intake.
“Bring an inhaler. It’s CPD.”
“He spent a lot of time parked near a sexy Ferrari this morning.”
“Well, kids . . . still think smoking, and drinking and driving, looks cool?
Hello . . . can a car get lung cancer and stop running if it smokes????
“Can’t believe I won first prize . . . a ‘bottle of the bubbly’ and a ‘smokin
hot car!'”
“Yes dear, I did it . . . we are now the owners of a new, smokin hot car!”
“Help! I need tobacco roadside assistance.”
“My car is smokin’ hot!”
“This only happens when I’m low on Castro-oil.”
“Honey, I got a real steal at the Celebrity Auction . . .
George Burn’s car!”
“You can’t miss it, it’s Groucho Marx’s old car.”
“Hurry, I can’t get my car to quit smoking!”
“You want to know if there’s smoke coming from the hood? Funny you should ask …”
“I tried calling for a tow, but so far no cigar.”
“I’m worried about my car’s carbon footprint.”
I said the engine was smoking,
I didn’t mean literally!!
“Please listen to me! I raised three teenagers; I know when someone has been smoking.”
“Yes, can you help me? For a smoking car . . . would I
call a respirAUTOlogist or a CARopractor?”
“Is this AA1 Automotive Repair Help? The problem is a smoking car — I believe it’s coming from the giant cigar. No, I’m sure, I don’t want AA’s!”
“The engine is slowly dying.”
“I think it just needs a brandy.”
“The engine just doesn’t sound good.”
I’m telling you, imported and smoking is the next big thing!
“Hi Honey! How are ya how are ya how are ya?”
“The last time my husbands Butt was on fire was after he`d eaten a Vindaloo.”
“Describe the noises? Well, it’s kind of like a coughing,
sputtering and wheezing!”
“This car is a real drag.”
“It started after his carburetor adjustment.”
” Honey, I have some exciting news from the
doctor . . . meet me in the driveway when I pull up.”
“Honey, I think it would be ‘perfect’ for you . . . you said
you just wanted it for drag racing!”
“Congratulations! . . . ‘DADDY’!!”
“It’s a Boy! It’s a Boy! It’s a Boy!!!”