Contest No. 186 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”.
Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!
There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, May 11, 2022.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.
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I only take Bitcoin.
My son needs his acceptance letter. You better make it happen.
My son needs his acceptance letter. Make it happen.
Your AARP membership gets you a 10% savings on this theft.
“Your Money or Your Life!”
#1 Now also promise me you’ll vote against gun control
#2 For the same reason I don’t wear a mask, becauase Trump said I could!
“Your money or your Netflix password.”
“I don’t want your wallet, I want your passwords.”
“No really, I’m from ‘Welcome to the Big Apple’. It’s my side gig!”
This is not a robbery, it’s a way to stimulate the economy.
Dad, I warned you what would happen if my pocket money wasn`t handed over.
I hope you cleaned this toupee before I robbed it off you.
“You’re gonna cancel my time share, got it!”
“Do you have any idea how much bullets cost nowadays?”
“Good. Simon says give me your wallet.”
“No cash? That’s a stretch.”
I want to stimulate the economy, so please hand over all that you can.
“Now slowly reach inside your pock…Seriously? A suit without pockets?”
“What’s in your wallet?”
“Wanna buy a gun?”
Put your hands down before I shoot.
“I can save you on the prostate surgery.”
I find people respond more to this than my begging.
“I only accept American Express!!!!”
“We are a friendly city …… just not between 34th to 42nd streets.”
“It is a safe city, except between 34th and 42nd streets.”
“I said reach for the sky, not the moon.”
Justice Alito! Got a minute?