Contest No. 185 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”.
Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!
There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, April 13, 2022.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.
34 Comments
Congratulations it’s a Pole in one.
You are amazing, instead of a hole in one, you hit the top of the pole in one.
“No, Harry, it’s definitely your ball!”
“Is that a Pole-in-one?”
“I’ve got a pole in one.”
“I thought that ball looked a little flighty.”
“Can you ‘accidentally’ push me into the pole?”
“I think I’m about to get my 15 minutes of fame.”
Congratulations. You got a pole in one!
Congratulations! That shot tops them all!
Why doesn’t it count as a “pole in one”
Well, how do we score this . . . ‘A POLE-IN-ONE’???
“I think it’s claustrophobic”
“Did you ever see the end of Caddyshack?”
“Shut your eyes for a second.”
“Well this is par for the course.”
“Well, it’s in the hole by extension.”
“I’ll score that a pole-in-one.”
“This is a ‘hole’ different situation.”
Close enough, no putt necessary . . . you got a birdie on this hole.
“Wow . . . I should get something for that . . . that shot’s way more difficult than ‘a hole in one’!
“Am I on top of my game, or what!”
“Dear . . . would some of my pole dancing moves be allowed?”
“Middle-age shrinking aside . . . is it me, or are the tees getting higher?”
“Larry . . . would that be what they call an eagle?”
“Did I do good, Hon?”
“Now dear . . . you told me to aim for the pole!”
“That’s a bad lie and that’s no lie.”
“I’ll address the golf ball, but first cover your ears.”
“I told you that pigeon had it in for us.”
“If you get a car for a ‘hole in one’. . . this should be good for some free gas!”
Is this what they call pin high?
Honey, I’d be more impressed if we were on the right green.
“If I didn’t know better, I’d say the ball looks embarrassed.”