Contest No. 184 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”.
Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!
There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, March 16, 2022.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.
24 Comments
I don’t know why you contacted me, I have not filed taxes in ten years.
“No, I’ve never filed a return. I’m a tax denier.”
“I’ve changed my name. The former John House owes the money.”
“I’m asking you out. What possible hidden motive could I have?”
What do you mean, I’m small enough to fail?
“My accountant is a fiction writer.”
“I can only pay you in Bitcoins and my computer left me this message, Good Luck With That!”
“My appointment is not till 11AM but I thought I would get here early and kiss up for a while.”
Do I still have to file if you lost my forms?
“I’m early, my appointment time is for 10:40.”
“Recalculating.”
“I paid what Trump paid.”
“Is there a bathroom for people who expect horrible news?”
“No, my six wives don’t know each other.”
“So now I have to fill in a Tacks Form to buy nails.”
“Do you take guilty conscience walk-ins?”
“Taxes will be the death of me yet.”
“Yes . . . I’m an ‘anti-taxer’!”
“Can I get an extension? The dog ate my tax return.”
You`re nearly as taxing as my wife.
“I find this whole ‘audit thing’ very taxing!”
Your sign is incorrect! It should read “InFernal Revenue Sevice” !!!!
“I worked for Trump. He assured me there would be no problems.”
I changed all of my income over to bitcoin. How do I file my NFT?