Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 174

“Ten bucks if you put me on Tik-Tok.”

(by Marc Eliot Stein)


My original caption: “Why certainly, my boy, I’ll be glad to share some worldly wisdom with you — if you know what’s good for you, you’ll stop calling me ‘Baldy’.”


Congratulations, Marc Eliot Stein, on this, your fourth victory. The last one was not that long ago, in Contest No. 170. Once again you have proved to be one of the funniest people around, so the bragging rights are all yours.

Here are the other captions that received my serious consideration:

“Never believe the hype.” (by Michael Lomazow)

“Son, it’s time we had ‘the talk’. Should I text it?” (by Rich Wolf)

“Son, that was an excellent question, next.” (by Diane)

“There, there, grandson, you’re far too young to worry about ‘male pattern baldness!'” (by Kay Ralph)

“Someday all this chaos will be yours!” (by Bruce Morgenstern)

“I’ll clean up your room if you clean up my computer.” (by Pat Foley)


Thanks for participating, Captioneers! A new contest will be posted before you know it, so keep a sharp lookout for it.



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Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).