Contest No. 173 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. You will also be asked to verify that you are a human being and not a robot. Please follow the instructions in the “Captcha” box. Then (3) click “Save”.
Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This is to give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. This is an equal opportunity contest!
There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, May 12, 2021.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.
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I would love to say yes, but I need a list of your assets and net worth.
¨You’re giving me a ring… asking me to be your ‘Study Buddy!¨
¨You mean… your mother didn’t ‘Veto’ it, this time!¨
“Sweetie, I don’t care if you spent all your dogecoin on the ring, just get the rest of what you have into Amazon!”
I’ll let you know after I get the ring appraised. “
“My husband may not be as happy as me.”
“I love you but I don’t love,love,love you.”
“Let me check with my husband first.”
“Before I answer, how do you feel about prenups?”
“What will your wife think?”
“The bling is my thing.”
¨Before I answer… Is your mother included in the deal¨
¨A Diamond is a girl’s best friend… Not a Cubic Zirconia!¨
¨I know you’re a go-getter Howard, but this only our second date!¨
¨I know you’re a go-getter Howard, but this only our third date!¨
“I do, but I don’t kiss on a first date.”
¨Now, to reiterate… you’re asking me to be your ‘Seventh’ wife,
and you have how many kids!!¨
¨To reiterate… you’re asking me to be your ‘seventh’ wife,
and you have how many kids!!¨
¨To reiterate… you’re asking me to be wife # Seven,
and you have how many kids!!¨
“Yes, I will, but I don’t kiss on a first date.”
I will, George, but I still want the money back that I loaned you.”
“I meant by phone, George.”
¨After twenty years, you want to renew our wedding vows…
I don’t know… I’ll have to think about it!¨
“Your health insurance or mine?”
“I’m between a rock and a hard decision.”
Oh,oh yes, you’re the Great Pretender
“How sweet on your first day off parole for jewelry theft.”
“Will you convert for me? I’m a vegan.”
I just need to call Reverend Roberts.
I think your Dick Tracy ring is calling!
Yes! Yes! Yes! And does it come with a gift receipt?
I bought this ring for myself with your money, because, let’s be honest, you’re cheap!
Won’t your wife be suspicious?
“Well, third time’s a charm.”
Go get your glasses, stupid. I’m your sister.