“Under the new health and safety guidelines, all employees must wear
hair nets during work hours. Are there any questions?”
(by Jack Brumagin)
My original caption: “All right, it looks like the no-hair’s . . . er, I mean, the no’s have it.”
Wow, two consecutive wins by Jack Brumagin! Congrats, Jack, once again you have proved to be one of the funniest people around. Sorry, you haven’t broken any records yet (the record is four consecutive wins), but you’re on the way to getting your name immortalized in the statistics book.
It looks like most of you targeted in on the baldies (potties got a few good mentions in the captions, also). Here are the other submissions that I was seriously considering this time:
“Anyone else in favor of the Rogaine merger?” (by Brendan Gannon)
“What part of, ‘everyone must try out the new hair removal laser,’ did you three not understand?” (by Alex Hiott)
“Does anyone know why it’s so bright in here?” (by Griffen Riccio)
“All in favor of adding toupees as an accepted item in the dress code?” (by Ava Groth)
“Would anyone like to share their thoughts on our recent decision to test hair products on humans instead of animals?” (also by Jack Brumagin)
Thanks for participating, captioneers. Be on the lookout for the next contest — it’ll be up before you know it.