“My magic 8 ball makes sentencing a lot easier!”
(by Sagie Tvizer)
My original caption: “Don’t get me wrong, ‘Superior’ is nice. It’s just that I think ‘Supreme’ would be even nicer.”
Congratulations, Sagie Tvizer, on your very first win! You are now officially one of the funniest people around . . . but you probably already knew that from your magic 8 ball.
Here are the other captions that I was seriously considering:
“Look aloof, it’s all in your attitude!” (by Tim Collins)
“Now put your right foot in. Your right foot out. Right foot in. Then you shake it all about.” (by Sharon)
“I can see the newspaper headlines now — Houdini and Son escape again.” (by ken wilkinson)
“And they said no one would believe the judge costumes!” (by Chase Hickman)
“Those bald English judges have it good. They get to cover their heads with a white wig.” (by Cary Antebi)
“I’ll miss that case — I’ve been dragging it out since I was twenty-six.” (by Wonkypops)
Good work, captioneers! Look for Contest No. 122 in just a couple of weeks.