“Well, it’s been ten years now . . . what do you say we rearrange the furniture?”
(by Cary Antebi)
“I was thinking about re-arranging the furniture today!”
(by Tim Collins)
My original caption: “The maximum penalty the law allowed? Wow, that’s impressive!”
Yes, it’s a tie, so congratulations Cary Antebi and Tim Collins for your very similar captions. You’ve both earned the “one of the funniest people around” title before . . . this is the twenty-eighth time for Cary and the third time for Tim.
I have to admit that I was that close to giving myself the title this time around, because, once again, I felt that my original caption was much funnier than any of the captions submitted.
And speaking of all the captions submitted, it looks like I’ll have to impose a limit on the number of captions any individual can enter into each contest, and the number will probably be 15. After all, if you can’t make a funny statement in 15 attempts, maybe you should should wait for the next drawing.
Here are the other captions that I was considering:
“So I says, ‘Your honor, who died and made you Judge’?” (also by Tim Collins)
“Have you seen “The Shawshank Redemption’?” (by Segie Tvizer)
“Let’s be adventurous and do something different today . . . you sit and I’ll lie.” (also by Cary Antebi)
The new contest should be up in a couple of weeks. Thanks for competing!