Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 118

           “I find this gets me more attention than my calling cards ever did.”

                                             (by Ken Wilkinson)


My original caption: “You’ve screwed up our accounts for the last time, Nagle!”


Congrats to you, first-time winner Ken Wilkinson! You have now officially joined the ranks of “one of the funniest people around”.

There weren’t too many entries this time around, but I found the general quality of the captions submitted to be excellent. These are the others that I was seriously considering:

“I want my job back!” (by Anne Noonan)

“I hate being the one to tell you, Smithers, but it was me who bought your life insurance policy.” (by Brendan Gannon)

“I’m a white collar man in a blue collar world.” (by Rich Wolf)

“Yup, that’s right. This is a hair hold up. I’ll take it all in unmarked clumps.” (by Ronn Roxx)

“I warned you about eating other people’s lunch.” (by Sagie Tvizer)

“Hand over your key to the executive bathroom.” (by Cary Antebi)

“What, you never heard of a hostile takeover?” (also by Cary Antebi)

“I represent the stockholders.” (also by Cary Antebi)

Nice work, everyone. Look for the next contest in just a couple of weeks.


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