Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 116

Contest No. 116 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “Add New Comment”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, April 11, 2017.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.



  1. “That’s what you said last
    “That’s what you said last Tuesday.”

    “Actually theoretical physics says physical systems remain unchanged change over time.”

    “Near” as in “after the next Star Wars movie” or “near” as in “don’t study for tomorrow’s test”?

  2. “Old timer…you’ll reach a
    “Old timer…you’ll reach a lot more people if you tweet it.”

  3. “How right you are…Somebody
    “How right you are…Somebody just pushed a piano out of the ninth floor window.”

  4. “So you’re a prophet of doom
    “So you’re a prophet of doom and gloom…Have you tried Prozac?”

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Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).