Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 113

             “I’m keeping track. Matthew has two more minutes of time out.”

                                                 (by sharon)

                    “He’s so sensitive. All I said was, ‘Can you move a 

                                   little, you’re blocking my view’.”

                                              (by Cary Antebi)


My original caption: “I’m beginning to have serious doubts about his leadership ability.”


Once again, it’s a two-way tie — something we haven’t had since Contest No. 91. Congratulations, sharon (fifth victory) and Cary Antebi (twenty-sixth victory) — you’ve earned the right to share in the glory of being two of the funniest people around!

By the way, captioneers, this contest saw a slew of funny captions, so you can all be proud as punch. Here are the others that I was seriously considering for top honors:

“Who’s the clown-fish in the back?” (by Tim Collins)

“Ed’s just not cut out for the Sychronized Swimming competition.” (also by Cary Antebi)

“I hope this will help him get rid of his narcissistic tendancies.” (by Andrew Bramley)

“Wow. These high school reunions get larger every year.” (also by sharon)

“Christmas is over . . . next the menorah! Then we have to make the Valentine’s heart.” (by Eric Bjorklund)

“These are my new Fishbook Friends.” (by Ken Wilkinson)

And a special appreciative shout-out to Gary, who slipped this caption in exactly seven minutes before the closing deadline: “That’s the big fish, Betsy DeVos, leading the way in the wrong direction . . . and there goes our school!”  Yes, yesterday Ms. DeVos was confirmed for her Education slot in President Trump’s cabinet, with Vice-President Pence casting the tie-breaking vote. Gary’s caption never could have won the contest, of course, but at least it got a great big smile from me.

The new contest will be up in a couple of weeks — be on the lookout and keep those funny captions coming!

One Comment

  1. Thanks Mr. Stein! Always fun
    Thanks Mr. Stein! Always fun to make it on to your list!

    I thought for sure the Moby Dick one was a contender! Just goes to show ya, I’m not the best judge of my own work! Next time!!!!

    Thanks again!
    Tim Collins.

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