“How can you expect a kid my age to be good?”
(by Anne Noonan)
My original caption: “What’s with all this gift-giving you do? Is it some sort of tax dodge?”
Cangratulations, Anne Noonan! This is your third winning caption, so once again you can announce to the world that you are one of the funniest people around.
These are the other entries that came that close to winning:
“Relax, I have a long list and my diaper was just changed.” (by Diane)
“How do you keep your beard so white after going down so many chimneys?” (by Cary Antebi)
“I guess I wouldn’t be jolly either if I had to sit in a hot suit all day for minimum wage.” (also by Cary Antebi)
“I’m guessing the Red Ryder BB gun would be socio-politically incorrect this year?” (by Tim Collins)
“Give me all the toys in your bag. I’ve got a gun in my diaper and I’m not afraid to use it.” (by mel tannenbaum)
Look for the next contest, which will be posted in a couple of weeks. Enjoy the holidays!