Contest No. 107 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old
There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, October 4, 2016.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.
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I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t
I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t have a book showing you how to wash a bottle.
“Shhhh, your apron is too
“Shhhh, your apron is too loud.”
Perhaps if you study
Perhaps if you study chemistry, then you will determine why you have explosions in your kitchen.
“…I’m sorry, but our
“…I’m sorry, but our library’s campaign is actually called Satisfy your appetite FOR KNOWLEDGE.”
Sorry- If you want a job, you
Sorry- If you want a job, you’re in the wrong place. The restaurant is next door.
Actually, I’m a garbage man,
Actually, I’m a garbage man, but I always wanted to be a cook.
Hey. What’s cooking?
Hey. What’s cooking?
Halloween was yesterday.
Halloween was yesterday.
Sorry to tell you this, Sir,
Sorry to tell you this, Sir, but your face does not match the enthusiasm of your apron.
What’s the soup of the day?
What’s the soup of the day?
Books on Stay-at-home dads,
Books on Stay-at-home dads are in the Millennial Section!
Not so easy, is it!?
Not so easy, is it!?
I do that everyday after work
I do that everyday after work, and on weekends!
I’m was a home-maker once too
I’m was a home-maker once too, but I gave it all up for the corporate world!
I’m sorry but we’re closed
I’m sorry but we’re closed for lunch!
Try aisle 3, the deli section
Try aisle 3, the deli section!
“Cook books are on isle 3,
“Cook books are on aisle 3, dressing for success, aisle 6.”
Sorry, we don’t have a book
Sorry, we don’t have a book called “Barbecuing for Dummies”.
Do you have a book written by
Do you have a book written by Trump called “Be a Great Cook Even If You Never Tried Cooking”?
Do you have a book by Trump
Do you have a book by Trump “Be a Great Cook Even Though You Never Cooked Before”?
The cookout is across the
The cookout is across the street, but if you like you
can step into our kichen and whip us up a quick lunch.
Excuse me sir, you took a
Excuse me sir, you took a wrong turn, the fast food is next door
Mr Smith, we only serve books
Mr Smith, we only serve books here
“Barbecue books are at 641.76
“Barbecue books are at 641.76; books on putting out fires are at 363.37.”
Sorry sir, I said “BOOK out.”
Sorry sir, I said “BOOK out.”
“Dress for Success?” “Aisle 3
“Dress for Success?” “Aisle 3.”
That would be in the “Trump
That would be in the “Trump This” section!