Contest No. 103 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old
There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, July 5, 2016.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
Below is the drawing that needs your caption.
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“Nice going Sol, but your
“Nice going Sol, but you’re fired because now you’re over qualified for your mail room position.”
I would have flunked you, but
I would have flunked you, but you’re my grandfather.
Wow, you finally graduated –
Wow, you finally graduated – congrats
“Congratulations! Now get me
“Congratulations! Now get me some coffee!”
“Hey, Fred! Laundry day?”
“Just the debtor I was hoping to see!”
“Congratulations, Howard. Now
“Congratulations, Howard. Now grab a mop and finish cleaning the executive bathroom.”
“I see you’ve put off
“I see you’ve put off entering the real world for quite some time.”
“So, you’re 55 with a degree
“So, you’re 55 with a degree in Bowling Industry and Management. You’re in the right place…the unemployment office is down the hall.”
Congratulations! High School
Congratulations! High School or college?
Congratulations, I see you
Congratulations, I see you qualified as an extra for the new movie being produced on this campus.
“That’s exactly what our firm
“That’s exactly what our firm expects on Casual Fridays.”
“That’s not exactly what our
“That’s not exactly what our firm expects on Casual Fridays.”
“This is your thirteenth college degree. What are you, some kind of academia nut?”
Congratulations for
Congratulations for graduating Junior High School.
I always knew you were full
I always knew you were full of B.S.
we’ll see where a degree from
We’ll see where a degree from Trump University gets you!
Marty, there are easier ways
Marty, there are easier ways to prove you have a Ph.D.
You have some nerve wearing
You have some nerve wearing that outfit. Don’t you know you flunked 6th grade