Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 91

Contest No. 91 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “Add New Comment”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, October 27, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.

27 Comments

  1. “The dog ate my clothes ” is
    “The dog ate my clothes ” is no excuse for coming to school like this.

  2. Now, Now . . .You know if you
    Now, Now . . .You know if you taunt other children on the playground about their beliefs is such things as House Bill 2708 and their beliefs on suspending certain tariffs on various imported manufacturing goods, that some of them may start to get angry with you . . .

  3. “Before we go any further –
    “Before we go any further – take your hands out of your pockets and put them on my desk so that I can check your fingernails.”

  4. Someone forgot to get dressed
    Someone forgot to get dressed this morning, or did you grow up in the woods???

  5. Smells like the teachers pet
    Smells like the teachers pet needs to visit the poodle parlour for a shampoo.

  6. If you have to make a “mess,”
    If you have to make a “mess,” then go straight to the bathroom and clean-up, then flush!

  7. Don’t you think the
    Don’t you think the basketball coach would find out that you’re not
    6 ‘8″?

  8. Sorry, I will not let you
    Sorry, I will not let you participate in the school contest, “Best Dressed Student.”

  9. My job is to prepare you for
    My job is to prepare you for your future in the workforce. So far the only part you’ve mastered is casual Friday.

  10. It’s clear you’ve been paying
    It’s clear you’ve been paying attention to the dress code, because otherwise you could not have so thoroughly violated every part of it.

  11. “I’ll have none of this dress
    “I’ll have none of this dress in my classroom. I see enough of it when I go home to my husband.”

  12. “Why don’t you go down and
    “Why don’t you go down and clean the erasers while we take a class picture.”

  13. Now remember, when you get
    Now remember, when you get home, I need you to tell your father to return my panties.

  14. I’m glad you liked reading
    I’m glad you liked reading Huckleberry Finn but that doesn’t mean you have to dress like him. Maybe you should just play Minecraft like all the other boys.

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Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).

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