Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 82

Contest No. 82 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “Add New Comment”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, April 14, 2015.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your caption.

16 Comments

  1. “Same time,same place next
    “Same time,same place next week Darling…. or did we say the week after next?”

  2. 1. “How do you like that? I
    1. “How do you like that? I left my wallet at home.”

    2. “Whoa, I must have drunk a lot. I don’t remember a thing from last night.”

    3. “We got married last night?!”

    4. “It’s Lavern, right?”

  3. Ah yes – when we get back to
    Ah yes – when we get back to the office, would you mind ordering a birthday gift for my wife?

  4. “Our self respect got caught
    “Our self respect got caught in the shower drain, so technically we’re not forgetting it.”

  5. “Don’t give me that look. It
    “Don’t give me that look. It was you who forgot that your husband works at this particular motel.”

  6. The only time the earth moved
    The only time the earth moved for me last night,was when you mentioned the price and I fainted.

  7. Ok, You were my waitress at
    Ok, You were my waitress at Sam’s Diner, but does that mean I have to give you a tip now?

  8. 1. “You want a tip? But I
    1. “You want a tip? But I already gave you my mint on the pillow.”

    2. “You ever walk into a room and you can’t remember why? Well, now I remember.”

    3. “Don’t forget to take all the towels.”

    4. “Next time I think we should remember to close the curtain.”

    5. “Who’s turn is it to pay for the room…yours or mine?”

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Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).

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