“Pizza every Thursday sounds great!
Start docking everyone’s paycheck to pay for it.”
(by Kalasher)
My original caption: “Here’s a great suggestion: Reduce employee salaries by twenty percent and lay off half the work force. Oh, it’s from me.”
Congrats, Kelasher, you did it again! This is your ninth win — proof positive that you are still one of the funniest people around.
Here are the other captions that were given serious consideration for top honors:
“It’s the next clue to the Hidden Immunity Idol.” (by Sharon — for anyone who’s been living on Mars for the last 20 years, the caption is a reference to the “Survivor” TV show)
“Could I suggest we offer a handwriting course?” (by Brendan Powers)
“There should be more transparency in the company. Signed, ANONYMOUS.” (by Cary Antebi)
“We should clean this out more often: this one suggests we look into some new fangled machines that have keyboards, monitors, invisible files and talk to each other.” (by Pete Critelli)
A new contest will be up shortly, so keep those keyboards warm and keep those funny captions coming in.