Contest No. 64 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old
There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, March 11, 2014.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
Below is the drawing that needs your caption.
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“Please refrain from biting
“Please refrain from biting the counsel’s finger.”
I’ve seen hostile witnesses,
I’ve seen hostile witnesses, but this is the first time I’ve seen a defendant have a hostile lawyer.”
“Please refrain from
“Please refrain from constantly saying, ‘Who me?'”
“I’d say that was a gotcha.”
“I’d say that was a gotcha.”
What did you promise the
What did you promise the devil for that full head of hair?
The prosecutor has called
The prosecutor has called “Neener neener.” The witness shall be compelled to reply.
“J’acuse!”
“J’acuse!”
As an Orthopedist I want to
As an Orthopedist I want to congratulate you for your wonderful, non-arthritic arm.
(This accidental “anonymous” has revealed himself to be Howard Garrett)
Why the heck are you asking
Why the heck are you asking the lawyer to show you the time?
Objection sustained. The jury
Objection sustained. The jury is instructed that statements such as “nanny nanny boo boo” have no bearing on the suspect’s innocence or guilt.
He lies your honor…his nose
He lies your honor…his nose is one inch longer!!!!
1. “I do believe the question
1. “I do believe the question is directed to you.”
2. “No, you may not ‘Get back to him’ on that.”
3. “Stop trying to butter up the prosecutor by telling him he has a great manicure.
4. “What did you expect him to do, make nice?”
5. “The jury will disregard that last finger.”
“Technically, you’re innocent
“Technically, you’re innocent until proven guilty, but off the record, I think you’re as guilty as sin.”
1. “Finger sustained.”
1. “Finger sustained.”
2. “Please answer the gesture.”
3. “By gosh, your right…his nose does seem to have grown a little.”
4. “Answer the questing. He’s accusing you, not excusing you.”
5. “Kind of regretting you took the stand, huh?”
Liar liar pants on fire.
Liar liar pants on fire.
The witness will refrain from
The witness will refrain from saying “That jerk lawyer”.
“Your nose isn’t all that
“Your nose isn’t all that plain.”
He’s not touching you.
He’s not touching you.