Contest No. 54 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my
There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, August 13, 2013.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
This is the drawing that needs your caption:
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You bought a gun? I bet you
You bought a gun? I bet you won’t use it more than once.
If you get upset just because
If you get upset just because I bought an. elephant I’ll make sure you won’t complain again.
“Since when do you take
“Since when do you take target practice lessons?”
“Since when do you take
“Since when do you take business trips to Argentina?”
Don’t even think of
Don’t even think of cancelling my Penthouse subscription!
Why are we getting a bill
Why are we getting a bill from “Ammo World”?
1. “The only way you’re
1. “The only way you’re keeping this NFL cable package is over my dead body.”
2. “Did you order something from Coffins-R-Us?”
3. “What do you mean these bills aren’t killing US?”
4. “I think your anger management therapy is just a waste of money.”
5. “How are you going to use a season pass to the NY Giants when you have to take me to my mother every Sunday?”
Don’t you already have an NRA
Don’t you already have an NRA membership?
These union dues are murder.
These union dues are murder.
Who’s Smith? And who’s Wesson
Who’s Smith? And who’s Wesson?
Life insurance? Who needs
Life insurance? Who needs more life insurance?
Playboy? Over my dead body.
Playboy? Over my dead body.
Whoever said “Two can live
Whoever said “Two can live as cheaply as one” was a moron.
Shoot…another bill.
Shoot…another bill.
I wish you wouldn’t be such a
I wish you wouldn’t be such a deadbeat.
You’re sitting on a claymore
You’re sitting on a claymore land mine, so watch it buddy.
What’s this bill for? Or is
What’s this bill for? Or is that a loaded question?
A bill from a country club???
A bill from a country club???? I told you i will never be a golf widow!!!!
“Put the gun down, Bert, or
“Put the gun down, Bert, or did you forget you married me for my money?”
“If you have something to say about my buying a mink coat for $20,000, just come out and say it.”
“Maybe if you learned how to express your feelings, you wouldn’t have to spend so much money on therapy.”
“We need these bills like a
“We need these bills like a hole in the head!”
“Why must I always take care of everything? I wish, just once, you would take care of things.”