"Medicare hasn't approved your purchase of a case of bourbon."
(by Cary Antebi)
My original caption: "It's a don't-get-well card from the liquor store."
Congratulations, Cary — this is your big ninth (yes, ninth!) win, so you are definitely one of the funniest people around. Keep up the good work!
For the next contest, I'll try to select a drawing that will stimulate everybody's imaginations and perhaps attract more captions. It's a challenge, but I'll try — and hope you will, too.