Cartoon Caption Contest No. 31 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "COMMENTS" directly underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click "Submit". There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.
Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, December 20, 2011.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).
Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
And here's the drawing that needs your funny captions:
16 Comments
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“Nope, no polyps. And still no pony like you promised me in 1975.”
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If you run around all night you should expect to get sick.
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“Open wide and say “Ho-ho-ho!”
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Open wide and say Ho, Ho, Ho..
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The bad news is: Your old, overweight, and sick. The good news is: I rn believe in you.
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….you’ve got the “flue”!!!
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” okay, i won’t tell anyone you get sick …but i want season jets tickets , a new acura, peace on earth, power of the universe …”
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1. “Well, well,well…is that the scent of alcohol on your breath? Someone’s been naughty, hasn’t he?
2. “Take two turtle doves and call me in the morning.”
3. “There’s nothing wrong with you except for the fact that you don’t exist.”
4. “I’m sorry, your HMO doesn’t cover HO HO related illnesses.”
5. “There’s a rash of trichinosis going around. Have you been eating raw reindeer meet lately?”
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After this Christmas I’m not going to be the same.
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You need an assistant. Dragging that heavy sack around in the snow is a bit much for someone your age.
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1. Just keep Ho Hoing…Laughter is the best medicine.
2. Your throat is as red as Rudolph’s nose.
3. It’s payback time. You never brought me that BB gun I wanted. Now turn around so I can check your prostate.
4. If I was you, I’d Fed-Ex everything this year.
5. Just be more careful decorating your tree. Somehow you’ve gotten some tinsel on your tonsil.
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“Some antibiotics and you’ll be a right jolly old elf once more.”
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“You say you’re having visions of sugarplums?”
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“You’ve gotta lose weight. You’ve got a broad face and a little round belly, that shakes when you laugh, like a bowlful of jelly.”
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I think you are getting too old for “all nighters.”
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“I’m not charging you for the visit, but I’m expecting a little more than a Chia Pet from you this year.”