Cartoon Caption Contest No. 28 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on “COMMENTS” underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you’re a human being and not a machine, and (4) click “Submit”. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.
Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight Tuesday, October 11, 2011.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).
Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
And this is the drawing that needs your funny captions: 
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“I repeat: Worst IPO ever.”
“All in favor of renaming the company ‘Bob’s General Motors,’ please raise your hands.”
“You’d think he’d at least sit in the front row.”
“You might want to call the caterer.”
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1. “Hoping to keep this meeting from running too long, we’ll be limiting each stockholder’s comments to three minutes.”
2. “The airline called to say they have our luggage but they lost all our stockholders.”
3. “Thank you Mr. Farnsworth on that informative four hour speech on how our ball bearings are manufactured.”
4. “I’m sure once the free salad bar closes, they’ll all return. ”
5. “Well, that’s one more than last year.”
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1. “…and he’s just here for the corn-beef sandwich break. ”
2. ” What-ya say we cave into his demand and bring out Wayne Newton now?”
3. “It’s very distracting. Someone’s cell phone out there keeps ringing.”
4. “Who’s idea was it to hold the meeting in Camden New Jersey instead of Las Vegas?”
5. “We could have saved a few bucks and ordered the banner without the last ‘S.'”
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I told you Christmas Day would not be a good day.
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Steve Jobs would have had something to say about our failure to put a dent in the universe.
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Who leaked the real date?
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1. “I say we take a recount on that vote.”
2. He says he made more money on the slot machines in ten minutes, than he made from owning stock in our company for twenty years. “
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“I told you we should have offered free booze.”