Cartoon Caption Contest No. 15 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on ‘Comments’ underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you’re a human being and not a machine, and (4) click ‘Submit’. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.
Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight, Tuesday December 14th.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).
Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
Here's the drawing. Note that this never-published cartoon goes back about 40 years, when we cartoonists were still drawing cannibals cooking missionaries in big pots. I wouldn't draw it today (too politically incorrect). My apologies in advance to anyone who might be offended by it.
15 Comments
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“King good all year. Better have shrunken heads in that sack.”
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“He says he’s all out of iPads.”
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Stupid reindeer I told them to go north of the equator. I guess I’ll get a GPS next time.
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1. ” Chief no like last year’s idol. Tickle-Me-Elmo bring no rain!”
2. “Now YOU sit on Chief’s lap.”
3. ” Chief doesn’t want anymore crummy executive desktop toys.”
4. “Chief think Ken should have more Barbie wives.”
5. “Why you have no dreidles?”
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DOWN THE CHIMNEY???? Are you kidding?
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1. “Chief insist you stay for dinner…roasted reindeer.”
2. ” No more Chia Pets.”
3. “Chief think wife #48 hiding in bag.”
4. ” Chief no like ‘Batteries not included.'”
5. “‘Ho, Ho, Ho, in Bwaneese means, ‘May a reindeer leave a gift on your lawn!'”
6. “All king wants for Xmas is YOUR two front teeth.”
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1. “Don’t ask what Chief did to the Tooth Fairy when he didn’t like her gift!”
2. “Chief want to trade crowns.”
3. “Chief give you 20 pigs for your belt and boots.”
4. “Better have good gifts. You don’t want to see us when we’re NOT jolly.”
5.You pay big time for flying without commercial plates, parking in a no sleigh Zone, and ‘Ho Hoing’ in face of meter maid.”
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“He says he sees us when we’re sleeping and knows when we’re awake and frankly we’re not comfortable with that.”
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“You better have good gifts or else there are going to be seven spears a-spearing.”
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“You better have something different than last year’s gifts–snow shoes and ski parkas.”
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“We better not pout? No, you better watch out!”
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“Hey, you didn’t charge for shipping last year!”
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“Remember us? We’re the elves you fired ten years ago.”
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“First, get out of that ridiculous outfit and grab yourself a loin cloth.”
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“Ho Ho only when you are Ho Ho’d to.”