Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 14

Cartoon Caption Contest No. 14 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on ‘Comments’ underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you’re a human being and not a machine, and (4) click ‘Submit’. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight, Tuesday November 23rd.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Here's the new contest drawing:



  1. comment title
    He wanted to see why the engine is so noisy. I told him to wait until my mechanic looks at it. He has been in there for two hours.

  2. comment title
    “I wouldn’t go over 60 until he wiggles himself out.”
    “Do you always hear the knocking or only when you run someone over?”
    “You shouldn’t have trouble driving as long as he keeps holding those two wires together.”

  3. comment title
    “Gas is not the only thing your car is guzzling.”
    “Your car is getting 2 mpg… mechanics per garage.”
    “We call him the human dip-stick,”
    “There’s your problem. You’ve been driving around with the mechanic from your last oil change.”

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Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).