Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 13

Cartoon Caption Contest No. 13 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on 'Comments' underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click 'Submit'. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption. The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions for this contest is midnight, Tuesday November 2nd.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here. And now, here's the new drawing: captioncontest13.jpg Hmmm. What in the world is going on here? I look forward to seeing your funniest captions.


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    1. “He claims he’s listening to music but I know he’s infatuated with the woman’s voice on his GPS.”
    2. “He only wears them when he forgets his eyeglasses. He hates the sound of metal crunching.”
    3. “They’re not headphones. It’s the latest in portable shock treatment.”
    4. “Wait, let me make sure he can’t hear us…’So the pregnancy test came back positive.'”

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    1. The headphones are very practical, when he’s done listening to music he can use them as a dumbbell.
    2. When your birthday’s on Halloween, you gotta expect some practical joke presents.

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    “He told me he didn’t want a backseat driver. I told him that he will listen to me, unless he suddenly goes deaf.”

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Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).