Cartoon Caption Contest No. 11 starts right now.
Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on 'Comments' underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click 'Submit'. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.
Entries will be accepted and posted for one week for each contest, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions is midnight, Tuesday September 7th.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).
Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.
And now, here's the new drawing. There are many good caption possibilities — I hope you are all inspired. Good luck! 
10 Comments
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“I’ll have the flashlight tartare and she’ll have the fruit candle medley.”
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Will I save money if I order from the children’s menu?
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“Would you bring me two all-beef patties, medium rare, with special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun?”
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“No, this ‘limited lighting’ area is fine. In the case of this restaurant, I don’t want to see the prices of the items.”
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“What food is best for reducing baldness?”
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“I’d like the Filet de Boeuf Louis XIV with a side of pommes frites”
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1. ” At these prices, we’ll have that couple’s dogie bags.”
2. “At these prices, I’ll have the lobster bib.”
3. “I’ll have the soup of the day, the fish in season, served by the employee of the month.”
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I thought your restaurant was world-renowned for Coconut stuffed with Parmesan cheese.
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I thought these prices were terribly high, but then I realized they were the calorie counts.
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Please check your emails. I sent you my order an hour ago with my scheduled arrival time.