Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 11

Cartoon Caption Contest No. 11 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on 'Comments' underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you're a human being and not a machine, and (4) click 'Submit'. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.

Entries will be accepted and posted for one week for each contest, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.The cut-off time and date for you to submit your captions is midnight, Tuesday September 7th.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

And now, here's the new drawing. There are many good caption possibilities — I hope you are all inspired. Good luck! captioncontest11.jpg


  1. comment title
    “Would you bring me two all-beef patties, medium rare, with special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun?”

  2. comment title
    “No, this ‘limited lighting’ area is fine. In the case of this restaurant, I don’t want to see the prices of the items.”

  3. comment title
    1. ” At these prices, we’ll have that couple’s dogie bags.”
    2. “At these prices, I’ll have the lobster bib.”
    3. “I’ll have the soup of the day, the fish in season, served by the employee of the month.”

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Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).