Contest No. 3 starts right now. Click here for full rules and regulations, but briefly, here they are:
I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on ‘Comments’ underneath the current drawing. Then (2) scroll down past all the other comments and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) enter the anti-spam security word that assures me that you’re a human being and not a machine, and (4) click ‘Submit’. There is no limit on the number of captions you can submit for each drawing.
Entries will be accepted and posted for one week for each contest, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.
I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).
New contests will appear at very irregular intervals in the future.
Hope you all have fun with this one!
Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 3
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Remember sweetheart, I said I might want a little fish tonight.
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You told me you know how to debone a fish. Good luck!
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If this big guy could only have kept his mouth shut he’d have stayed out of trouble, he’d be happy and so would I!
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I’m in the mood for fish, but I don’t want anything that tastes fishy.
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I thought I told you that I wanted to mount it.
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Are you sure this is within the recommended amount of fish to eat in a week?
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Did you check the mercury level?
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Did you check with the FDA on this?
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The surf looks good. Now where’s the turf?
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How small was the pond that this came out of?
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He is giving me a fishy look.
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Are you sure it is dead?
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Is THAT what you did to my fish?
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Are you sure THAT’s my fish?
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Didn’t I tell you that I DON’T like artichoke with my fish!!
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Because it’s hot in the oven? That’s why it’s wearing my sweat bands?
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That does it! Here on I don’t eat anything that can smile!
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Tuna fish … again?
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“Louise, have you been fishing in deep waters again?”
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“I said I was sorry I threw out your childhood copy of ‘One Fish, Two Fish’. Now can I have a steak?”
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Hey. Why’s my plate empty?
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The smelt of this fish is giving me a haddock.
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Madam, I knew Julia Child, Julia Child was a friend of mine. Madam, you’re no Julia Child.
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I’ve heard of the fish stinking from the head but this is ridiculous.