Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 219

“I can’t believe they’re stopping the love advice column.”

(by Diane Weisman)

 

My original caption: “I’m firing my bevy of lawyers and getting me a phalanx of lawyers!”

 

Congratulations, Diane Weisman, on your tenth victory. It looks like you’re being pretty consistent here — your last win was not too long ago, in Contest No. 209, and before that it was in Contest No. 204. Keep up the good work, and don’t forget to remind everybody that you are once again one of the funniest people around.

These are the other caption submissions that came close, in my judgement, but just didn’t make it:

“Think we can score front row seats to the Lawrence Welk tribute show tonight?” (by Jennifer Lawson)

“Did you take my Comics section again?!” (by Rich Wolf)

“This is no time for cutting back on the comics section.” (by Joe Ayella)

“This must be a mis-quote. It says I have the shareholder’s interests at heart.” (by Brendan F. Gannon)

“On a positive note my stocks weren’t listed in the Obituary Section today?” (by Lee Lacewell)

“Now I know the world is really ending. Not a single cartoon in here!” (by sharon)

“Butch, they still have no clue that Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid are alive and well.” (by Michael Lomazow)

“White collar criminals are allowed to win elections — now they tell us!” (by Marc Eliot Stein)

“It’s ironic that the obits are included in the late edition.” (by Pat Foley)

 

Contest No. 220 will be posted before you know it, Captioneers. Keep on the lookout for it and thanks for participating!

 

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Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 219

Contest No. 219 starts right now.

Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has a notation as to the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, November 20, 2024.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. I hope you can improve on my original caption, which you will be able to see in a week’s time. Good luck, Captioneers!

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Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 218

“He’s one of those tech CEOs. “

(by Anya)

 

My original caption: “What’s the rate of exchange on pieces of eight?”

 

Congratulations, Anya, on your second victory. Once again, you can shout it to the world — you are definitely one of the funniest people around!

Here are the other captions that I was seriously considering for top honors:

“My first trick or treat.” (by Diane Weisman)

“He doesn’t want a free toaster. He wants a ham sandwich.” (by Michael Lomazow)

“I want to do what he does.” (also by Diane Weisman)

“Did you hang the ‘NO Shirt — NO Shoes — NO Service’ sign on the door?” (by Scott Malcolm)

“Hey, do we take doubloons?” (by Joe Ayella)

“Do we take wooden nickels?” (by Kelasher)

“What is a doubloon worth today?” (by Pat Foley)

“Rob Crusoe . . . why does that name sound familiar?” (by Lee Lacewell)

“It’s from an offshore account. ” (by Mark S.)

 

Also, a couple of side notes:

1) Congrats to Joe Ayella, who I noticed was a prize-winning runner-up this week in Bob Mankoff’s “Cartoon Stock” Caption Contest (it wasn’t Joe Ayella’s first triumph over there — he’s been a pretty consistent winner or runner-up).  Way to go!

2) Lee Lacewell, I was intrigued by your spelling of Dabloon in a couple of your captions. I had to look it up and found that Dabloon is a somewhat imaginary crypto-currency that received a lot of attention on TikTok. I still don’t know if you meant to spell it that way, but thanks for educating me on “Dabloons”.

 

Contest No. 219 will show up soon enough, as usual. Keep on the lookout for it, Captioneers, and thanks for participating.

 

 

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Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 218

Contest No. 218 starts right now.

Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has a notation as to the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter for each drawing, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, October 23, 2024.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. As you can tell from the drawing, this is another very old cartoon of mine, probably going back more than 65 years. I hope you can improve on my original caption, which you will be able to see in a week’s time. Good luck, Captioneers!

 

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Datamation, 1983

 

Explanation: Universal Product Codes (UPC’s) were slowly introduced into stores beginning in 1974, thoroughly confusing most ordinary shoppers. So this cartoon, which was purchased and printed by Datamation magazine in 1983, was still very appropriate.

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Foreword

Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).
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