Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 234

Contest No. 234 starts right now.

Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has an indication of the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which the winning caption will be announced and printed and I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, January 14, 2026.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. Good luck, Captioneers!

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Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 233

“The internet says the Best Before date is fake news.”

(by Silvana Lagrotteria)

 

My original caption: “Do you like it? I got the recipe from that book you gave me, ‘Cooking For Dummies’.”

 

Congratulations, Silvana, on your third victory. That makes two in a row, since you won in Contest No. 232 also. Can there be any doubt that you are currently one of the funniest people around?

Here are the other captions that I was seriously considering:

“Sorry dear, these are the leftovers from the leftovers. Enjoy.” (by Diane Weisman)

“Remember when we could afford to eat here often?” (by Pat Foley)

“Ever notice how quiet it is when all the neighbors go out to eat?” (by Joe Ayella)

“I didn’t have paprika so I used chili powder.” (by Scott Malcolm)

“And the meatballs are made from kale.” (by Kelly Nagle)

“TV dinners taste so much better on fine china.” (by Jerry Davis)

“Today I’m trying a new ‘vegan’ recipe.” (by Jonathan Stein)

 

Captioneer Joe Ayella gets another Shout-Out: he won an honorable mention prize in Cartoon Stock’s latest caption contest. Good to see your name there, Joe!

Contest No. 234 will be posted in due time, and would you believe it will be in 2026. So Happy Holidays and Happy New Year to all you Captioneers . . . and many thanks for participating!

 

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Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 233

Contest No. 233 starts right now.

Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has an indication of the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which the winning caption will be announced and printed and I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, December 17, 2025.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. Good luck, Captioneers!

See Comments and Add Your Own

Winner of Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 232

“You want to patent your hot sauce?”

(by Silvana Lagrotteria)

 

My original caption: “Personally, I’m not interested in your deal, but if you can convince my partners, I’ll go along with it.”

 

Congratulations on your second victory, Silvana Lagrotteria! Your first win came a little less than two years ago, in Contest No. 208. Now you can glow in the certainty that you are, once again, one of the FPA (Funniest People Around). The bragging rights are all yours.

Here are the other submitted captions that I was seriously considering for top honors:

“Are you any good at the dark art of billable hours?” (by Joe Ayella)

“I hear that you like to play devil’s advocate with the clients.” (by Diane Weisman)

“I’m doing great. Why the hell would I want my soul back?” (by Scott Malcolm)

“Your lips didn’t move . . . are you speaking with your forked tail?” (by Lee Lacewell)

“I’m afraid the devil made me do it defense won’t work for you.” (by Pat Foley)

“Look, the contract is very clear: you get the soul of the client, not the soul of the lawyer. There’s a subtle but crucial difference in the subclause you seem to have missed.” (by Kathryn Bailey)

“Didn’t I tell you the fancy dress party has been cancelled.” (by Ken Wilkinson)

“I’m afraid my soul is already spoken for. You’ll have to bring this to my boss.” (by Jonathan Stein)

“I added the fine print you requested.” (by Rory Steen)

 

Contest No. 233 will appear in this space in due time, Captioneers, so keep your wits around you . . . and many thanks for participating!

 

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Eli’s Cartoon Caption Contest No. 232

Contest No. 232 starts right now.

Here are the details: I’ll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. To enter, simply (1) click on “See Comments and Add Your Own”. Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click “Save”. There is no charge to submit captions, and the only prize is the honor of being one of the funniest people around.

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission. However, no captions at all will be posted for the first few days of each contest. This will give everybody a chance to submit their spontaneous, gut-instinct caption without fear of discovering that it was ripped off by somebody else’s similar spontaneous, gut-instinct caption. Every posted caption has an indication of the date and time it was received. This is an equal opportunity contest!

There is no limit on the number of captions you may enter, but I will only post and consider the first 15 captions from any contestant. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which the winning caption will be announced and printed and I will also reveal my original caption. I am the sole judge and the winning caption will be the one I deem to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption).

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Wednesday, November 19, 2025.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions. Good luck, Captioneers!

See Comments and Add Your Own

Foreword

Welcome to the Eli Stein Cartoon archive. To begin, read my introduction and personal notes, and then please look at the cartoons, which are categorized by either decade, publication name or topic. I’ve included some personal comments, memories and photos below many of the cartoons. I’ll be adding cartoons, memories and photos ad infinitum. Remember, your comments are appreciated (just click on the “comment” link at the bottom of each post).
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