Cartoon Caption Contests

Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 110


                          "How can you expect a kid my age to be good?"

                                               (by Anne Noonan)

 

My original caption: "What's with all this gift-giving you do? Is it some sort of tax dodge?"

 

Cangratulations, Anne Noonan! This is your third winning caption, so once again you can announce to the world that you are one of the funniest people around.

These are the other entries that came that close to winning:

"Relax, I have a long list and my diaper was just changed." (by Diane)

"How do you keep your beard so white after going down so many chimneys?" (by Cary Antebi)

"I guess I wouldn't be jolly either if I had to sit in a hot suit all day for minimum wage." (also by Cary Antebi)

"I'm guessing the Red Ryder BB gun would be socio-politically incorrect this year?" (by Tim Collins)

"Give me all the toys in your bag. I've got a gun in my diaper and I'm not afraid to use it." (by mel tannenbaum)

Look for the next contest, which will be posted in a couple of weeks. Enjoy the holidays!






Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 110


Contest No. 110 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, December 6, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.






Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 109


                   "Nothing happened until I said I was here for his taxes."

                                           (by Jonathan Stein)

 

My original caption: "He didn't even give me a chance to tell him about our costume party."

 

Nice going, Jonathan Stein! This is your second win -- the first was a little over a year ago. So once again, you have proved to be one of the funniest people around -- my heartiest congratulations!

There were some pretty clever entries this time around. These are the others that "almost made it":

"Well, that's three for three. You want to go first at the next one?" (by John Platt)

"In hindsight, I should have gone with the 'Hello Kitty' costume." (by Cary Antebi)

"Well, don't just stand there, get on your broom and get some help." (also by Cary Antebi)

"I guess my husband was right. He always said I would be the death of him." (by mel tanenbaum)

"I was wrong. Our cranky neighbor did have a heart." (by Brendan Powers)

"Well, I never was the life of the party." (also by Cary Antebi)

"If I knew killing him was this easy, I would have done it years ago." (by Diane)

Don't be discouraged if you haven't won yet -- this is an equal opportunity Contest and the next one will be up in a couple of weeks (it's easy enough -- simply submit the funniest caption!)






Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 109


Contest No. 109 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, November 15, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.






Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 108


                "I haven't gotten to an ATM since we met this morning . . . "

                                         (by Brendan Powers)

 

My original caption: "I already gave at the corner of Ninth and Main."

 

Wow, a sixth victory for you, Brendan Powers -- you have really been on a hot streak lately. Once again you can command the title of "one of the funniest people around". Congratulations!

Lots of good captions to choose from. These are the others that were under serious consideration:

"Cash is so old-fashioned. Do you take Bitcoin?" (by John Platt)

"I'm broke as you! This is my Halloween costume." (by Harvey Appelbaum)

"Sorry. You're too late. My wife already robbed me. " (by Jeff Groth)

"Apparently you have not heard about Bitcoin." (by Marc)

"But, I gave at the office." (by Marvin Sager)

"First come, first served." (another one by Brendan Powers)

"Sorry, I'm a retired teacher." (by Tim Collins)

"Well, there's your proof that crime doesn't pay." (by Cary Antebi)

A word of advice to all captioneers: please be aware of who is doing the talking in the contest drawings, and make sure your caption is written accordingly. A caption that comes out of the mouth of a non-speaker would automatically have to be out of consideration. 

The drawing for the next contest will be posted, as usual, in a couple of weeks.






Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 108


Contest No. 108 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, October 25, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.






Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 107


                                  "Shhhh, your apron is too loud."

                                            (by Cary Antebi)

 

My original caption: "Don't tell me, let me guess. You want a barbecue cookbook?"

 

What?! Another win for Cary Antebi? Yes, and it's a good, solid caption, for your TWENTY-FOURTH top prize. Congrats once again, Cary Antebi . . . you are consistently one of the funniest people around.

Here are the other captions that I was seriously considering:

"Sorry to tell you this, Sir, but your face does not match the enthusiasm of your apron." (by Sharon)

"Not so easy, is it?" (by Tim Collins)

"Cook books are on aisle 3, dressing for success, aisle 6." (also by Cary Antebi)

"Sorry, we don't have a book called 'Barbecuing for Dummies'." (by Arlene Grand). [Actually, Arlene, I'm pretty sure there is such a book -- if not, there certainly should be one.]

"Barbecue books are at 641.76; books on putting out fires are at 363.37." (by Kelasher)

"'Dress for Success'? Aisle 3." (by Jo Pette)

Nice going, captioneers. Look for Contest No. 108 in just a couple of weeks.

 

 






Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 107


Contest No. 107 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, October 4, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.






Winner of Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 106


                                         "Polly want your wallet."

                                                    (by Marc)

 

My original caption: "It's nothing but 'Polly want a cracker, Polly want a cracker' all day and all night."

 

Nice going, Marc -- this is your second win. Congratulations on proving once again that you're one of the funniest people around!

Here are the other captions that I was considering for top prize:

"He was supposed to be a parakeet!" (by Anne Noonan)

"I think I fed her too many crackers." (by Kelasher)

"The only time he's quiet is Thanksgiving Day!" (by Tim Collins)

"Polly wanted a lot of crackers." (by Sharon)

"Polly wants a cracker . . . and everything else in the refrigerator." (by Cary Antebi)

"What does an 800-lb parrot say? Whatever he wants to say." (also by Cary Antebi)

 

Good work, captioneers! Thanks for participating -- look for the next contest in a couple of weeks.






Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 106


Contest No. 106 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save". Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, September 13, 2016.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.

You all seemed to be inspired by the last drawing of mine from over sixty years ago, so here's another one from the same era. Keep those captions coming!






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