Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 116

Contest No. 116 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, April 11, 2017.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.



Can you tell me how near it is, so I don't have to study for
my finals?

"That's what you said last Tuesday."

"Actually theoretical physics says physical systems remain unchanged change over time."

"Near" as in "after the next Star Wars movie" or "near" as in "don't study for tomorrow's test"?

"Not until the fat lady sings."


You're the life of the party aren't you?

And you think those sandals are going to help?

Where is the beginning?

"You misspelled here"!

Sorry Pop's I'm to young to vote!

"That was last November"!

"I'm a millennial, how near is it"?

"Do I have time to grab a pizza first"?

"Like for who, you"?

"Where are you getting your info from"?

You may be near the end -- I'm only at the beginning.

"Not fair! At least wait until after I start driving!"

"For you...yes, for me...no."

"Old timer...you'll reach a lot more people if you tweet it."

Thank goodness, my student loan is past due.

Excuse me sir, could you be a little more explicit about the

"Well that's a no brainer...Trumps president."

"How right you are...Somebody just pushed a piano out of the ninth floor window."

"So you're a prophet of doom and gloom...Have you tried Prozac?"

"Fine...but what's the weather forecast for tomorrow?"

Don't fear, Jared is here.

Looks like you been there already.


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