Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 115


Contest No. 115 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, March 21, 2017.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.






Comments



We don't know who he is, but I will let him in. We haven't had a male in our apartment since 1955,



This is my new "phase-out" button for anyone I dislike.



"Security at this place is the best"



He used to be a Safe Cracker.



It just makes him feel more comfortable since we entered the Witness Protection Program.



Just humor him...I'll be Bonnie and you be Clyde."



"It's not how it looks, Mom. Harry is really glad to see you."



"Arnold hasn't been the same ever since he started watching 'Breaking Bad.'"



"Wait till you see what we've done to the playroom."



"Having my 25 year old son move back home, isn't as great as I thought it would be."



"Al and his friends take their Tuesday night poker game seriously."



"You'll like him, I met him when he was in the Joint!"



"Just don't say, 'sal'right right', when he closes it, he doesn't think it's funny!"



"I'll just tell him, 'Louie' sent us!"



"I can never remember my password!"



"We don't talk about sewing club."



"I hope he looks like his profile picture."



I don't believe it. My husband said he was getting cigarettes and he disappeared for 10 years -- and there he is!!!!



I didn't realize that canasta was such a big "deal"



"It took me awhile...but now I love booze and gambling."



"Trust me, this is more fun than our book club."



He never did like that Cat you gave me.



"Trust me, this room will increase the value of your house ten tines more than a brand new bathroom."



"We're in luck...He usually doesn't open the door on Tuesdays."



"What goes on in 17 Maple Drive, stays in 17 Maple Drive."



"We invented 'staycation.'"



"Mildred, I hope you're not carrying heat."



"Sol likes to take his work home with him."

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