Eli's Cartoon Caption Contest No. 113


Contest No. 113 starts right now.

Briefly, here are the details: I'll supply a drawing of one of my old cartoons that has never been published, leaving off my caption. You are invited to supply your funniest captions. Simply (1) click on "Add New Comment". Then (2) scroll down past any other submitted captions and type in your name and your caption in the spaces provided. Then (3) click "Save".

Your caption (or captions) will be posted after I review your submission.

There is no limit on the number of captions you can enter for each drawing. Entries will be accepted and posted for one week, after which a winner will be announced and the winning caption will be printed. Below that I will also print my original caption.

The cut-off time and date for you to send in your captions is midnight Tuesday, February 7, 2017.

I will be the sole judge. The winning caption will be the one I judge to be the funniest one submitted (not necessarily the one that matches or comes closest to my original caption). Additional rules and regulations, for those of you who need such things, can be found here.

Below is the drawing that needs your funny captions.






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I don't know either . . . what do *you* think 'fish processing plant' means?



Economy of scale!



I'm not feeling well, better head to the Doc!



First day at school?



Who's the clown-fish in the back?



We're gonna need a bigger moat, right?



We have "scaled" many fish pyramids in the past, but this beats all.



I hate Friday's, it's "all you can eat" for a fin!



I'll bet you a fin he's a sucker!



Don't be so naive, half of them think we're going bowling!



Who's for dinner tonight?



I'm worried about Moby, he has a bad attitude!



Have you seen Dory? Don't worry, we'll find her!



No, I wasn't flirting with that "little mermaid"!



That's funny! "Who wants worms for lunch"! You gill me!



99 bottles of beer in the boat, 99 bottles of beer, take one down......,



I'm fed up with all your crappie!



I think I like vertical Christmas trees better.



"Poor Bob got left back from school again."



"He's just waiting for all of us to turn around so he can be the leader again."



"That newcomer just got transferred from another school."



"Obviously, our school doesn't accept the 'No Child Will Be Left Behind' educational bill."



"Man, this Trump ban on newcomers from entering, is effecting everybody!"



"Herb's playing it safe, knowing it's the early fish that catches the worm."



"Ted's been taking too many bathroom breaks."



"Ed's just not cut out for the Synchronized Swimming competition."



The funny thing is I don't even know where I'm going.



"Sam's just hoping the next big fish that comes along will lose his appetite before he gets to him."



"Well, what could he expect after buying the cheapest ticket?"



"Will somebody go see if they can get him to stop shouting, 'Down in front.'"



"There's something fishy about that guy."



". . . Performance anxiety"



Pythagoras is always bossing us around.



"Carl takes leading from behind literally."



" I hope this will help him get rid of his narcissistic tendencies"



Wow, these high school reunions get larger every year.



"Harvey's never been the same since they threw him back in because he was too small."



What does a fish have to do to get some alone time around here?



Psst... create a distraction. Gotta pee. Hold my place.



I'm keeping track. Matthew has two more minutes of time out.



When you're ready to rethink your direction, you can swim your little tail back up to the front.



That's Marc daydreaming...must be middle child syndrome.



There's Eric... thinking outside of the school again.



Christmas is over... next the menorah! Then we have to make the Valentine's heart.



"Remember the fish you meet on the way up because you're going to meet the same fish on the way down."



1. "Bob's not very social. When he's around other fish, he feels like a fish out of water."

2. "Phil hasn't been the same since he lost his job as headmaster of the school."

3. "No fins, no scales, swims by himself...there's something not kosher about him."

4. "That's what you get for swimming standby."

5. "Looks like he's flunking out of school."



Jack, they are following us -- but we don't know where we are going.



"He's so sensitive. All I said was, 'Can you move a little, you're blocking my view.'"



"He never did have leadership quality."



These are my new Fishbook Friends.

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